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Ass Patrol is the identical as mooning, and mooning is hanging your ass away from an automobile screen, and I also could not hang my ass from the window because (a) I happened to be using my sibling’s underpants, and (b) the vagina ended up being appropriate right in front of my ass. “It really is your change, Larry,” Dan stated. “Flash flesh.”

Ass Patrol is the identical as mooning, and mooning is hanging your ass away from an automobile screen, and I also could not hang my ass from the window because (a) I happened to be using my sibling’s underpants, and (b) the vagina ended up being appropriate right in front of my ass. “It really is your change, Larry,” Dan stated. “Flash flesh.”

“we can not,” we said. “We have a cool.”

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Regardless of how much I said no they said yes, and additionally they could have taken my pants down and shoved my ass out (they certainly were therefore drunk and high), in addition to dangerous component about this occurs when you will be going sixty-five kilometers an hour or so and a number of drunk dudes are attempting to ensure you get your butt out of the screen, you’ll come out and perish or go into a collision and possess to die together with your pants down and now have people laugh at you for the others of one’s lifeand even laugh louder when you yourself have a vagina! I would do it then so I said. The drive-in window at the Burger King? on top of everything terrible that had happened, Steve’s cousin said, “Why don’t we moon”

Everyone throughout that had been the coolest thing they have you ever heard, and now we switched around and headed straight straight back when it comes to Burger King. A fortunate note ended up being over with that it gave me time to figure out how to put my ass out without revealing my sister’s underpants or the vagina and also to get my pants ready so that I could do it quietly and get it. Except every thing got fucked up because Dan ended up being too busy wanting to view and never busy sufficient driving, and then he crashed in to the Burger King and I also travelled forward to the seat that is front I hit my head on the ashtray. Continue reading “Ass Patrol is the identical as mooning, and mooning is hanging your ass away from an automobile screen, and I also could not hang my ass from the window because (a) I happened to be using my sibling’s underpants, and (b) the vagina ended up being appropriate right in front of my ass. “It really is your change, Larry,” Dan stated. “Flash flesh.””